I Got Her In The Mail

I Got Her In The Mail w/ Smoke Wells R.C.M Productions Ex. Prod. by Sam Coslow, Prod. & Dir by Arthur Dreifuss; SOUNDIES ARE PD. MUSIC RIGHTS MUST BE CLEARED!. Man w/ goatee & straw hat in MCU singing about his marriages & divorces while looking at photos of women who begin to move, MCU blowing kiss. He puts on suit in front of mirror, fat woman in awful clothes comes in & tries to wrestle him as mailman throws down stack of letters. He looks at another that comes to life & teases him. When she arrives she has blacked out teeth & a silly hat. Picture of a third comes to life, when she comes in the door from Paris & dances around him & they have a long kiss. CU of spitting into cuspidor. Musical Oddity; Bizarre; Fashions; Advertising; Sweethearts; spittoon; mail order brides; hillbilly; farmer Country bumpkin; Postman;